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schwooping 

The act of rotating your penis downward as to stop a sudden erection.
yo, that dude be schwooping himself for far too long
schwooping by Alfredough May 29, 2018

Scooping That Out

To have sex. A synonym to 'hitting that' or 'tapping that'.
Bro 1: Yo, bro, check out that girl.
Bro 2: I'm totally gonna be scooping that out later, brah.
Scooping That Out by Dane! July 10, 2012

Swooping 

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.
When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.
Swooping by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012

swooping is bad

Used when someone doesn't take your warnning seriously or ignores your concerns.
M : you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you ?
A : yes. Swooping is bad !
swooping is bad by Madame de fer October 1, 2018
Devon and Devin are shtooping in the basement.
shtooping by ChrispyDog November 1, 2007

schmoozing 

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.
its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.
schmoozing by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009