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Schroder 

verb - selfishly taking an inappropriately large amount of something offered to you for sharing purposes.
"Dude, he just schrodered half my blueberry muffin!"
Schroder by maxthecashier August 20, 2009

Schroder 

Inserting a male's ball sac into your mouth while gurgling.
I totally just got a schroder from my girl last night!
Schroder by Uber Schroder October 25, 2010

schroder 

A person who on a regular basis, drinks heavily, takes some drugs, and fights anyone about anything for no apparent reason.
Greg has turned himself into a real schroeder.
schroder by Tim T. November 23, 2004

Schroder 

A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.
Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!
Schroder by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Schroder 

it can be used either is a noun or an adjective. This word is used to describe a person who is a complete "square," "dork," or "jerk".
" Quit being a schroder and change the television"
" that guy at kinko's was a schroder"
"shut your mouth schroder"
Schroder by Daniel Cohen July 26, 2006

Dirty Schroder 

A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.
After your mom hogged down my cock, I tossed her a Dirty Schroder.
Dirty Schroder by AJ Facial July 22, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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