schroeder

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted
Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.
by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 28, 2009
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(adj.) The feeling of personal embarassment for someone else's emabarassing action.
(v.) Causing someone else embarassment by your action
(origin) On the 80's sitcom "Silver Spoons", Ricky Schroeder would spin around in a Michael Jackson-esque way and proclaim himself: "The Rickster!". I was so embarrassed FOR him that I blushed and had to look away.
"Jessica Simpson totally schroedered me with her tuna/chicken comment!"

"I was so schroedered watching that lame band at open mic night."
by KKW July 27, 2005
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A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.
Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!
by DigitalR3x October 09, 2015
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schroedered

To be delayed or inconvenienced whilst travelling, especially at an airport.
Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.
by John Lee Pettimore May 18, 2017
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Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation
by koreandaaa February 08, 2021
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When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.
Oh hey, my boyfriend and I did the new cool thing, schroeder, last night, and it was awesome.
by Someone3221 December 03, 2007
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schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."
by dj schrotz October 22, 2011
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