Schroder

verb - selfishly taking an inappropriately large amount of something offered to you for sharing purposes.

"Dude, he just schrodered half my blueberry muffin!"

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Inserting a male's ball sac into your mouth while gurgling.

I totally just got a schroder from my girl last night!

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schroder

A person who on a regular basis, drinks heavily, takes some drugs, and fights anyone about anything for no apparent reason.

Greg has turned himself into a real schroeder.

schroder by Tim T. November 23, 2004

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A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.

Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!

Schroder by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

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it can be used either is a noun or an adjective. This word is used to describe a person who is a complete "square," "dork," or "jerk".

" Quit being a schroder and change the television"
" that guy at kinko's was a schroder"
"shut your mouth schroder"

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A teacher who always wears black and knows everything. He answers your mail at 1:00AM.

OMG I Love Schröder
Why does Schröder not answer to my mail?

Schröder by tdfb November 21, 2021

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A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.

After your mom hogged down my cock, I tossed her a Dirty Schroder.

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