A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

An insult generally directed at people younger than you, like a brother or sister, or that stupid kid down the street. An ideal "Dirty Schroder" has one or more of the following characteristics:

Fat
Trashy
Smelly
Bitchy
11-14 years of age
Person who won't leave you (or your stuff) alone

**Note that once you are a Dirty Schroder, you will always be one, regardless of your current characteristics**

"Dirty Schroder" is also synonymous with "Dirty Cock'm"