Schroder

verb - selfishly taking an inappropriately large amount of something offered to you for sharing purposes.

"Dude, he just schrodered half my blueberry muffin!"

by maxthecashier August 20, 2009

Inserting a male's ball sac into your mouth while gurgling.

I totally just got a schroder from my girl last night!

by Uber Schroder October 25, 2010

schroder

A person who on a regular basis, drinks heavily, takes some drugs, and fights anyone about anything for no apparent reason.

Greg has turned himself into a real schroeder.

by Tim T. November 23, 2004

A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.

Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

it can be used either is a noun or an adjective. This word is used to describe a person who is a complete "square," "dork," or "jerk".

" Quit being a schroder and change the television"
" that guy at kinko's was a schroder"
"shut your mouth schroder"

by Daniel Cohen July 26, 2006

A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.

After your mom hogged down my cock, I tossed her a Dirty Schroder.

by AJ Facial July 22, 2010

An annoying prick who steals your chair constantly but complains when you steal his

"Ohh yea that's just James Schroder being a hypocrite"

by Thmaster5 August 7, 2020