Schplah

An upmost state of stress and dispair about an event such as an exam or a sporting event or an interview

I am way scplah about this mid-term tomorrow!

"Are you ready for the interview with the bank manager" "No, SCHPLAH!"

by Railly December 19, 2006

schpladow

the word in english with the most consonant letters in a group, shpladow is a word simply meaning "your mom".

Mike: You look funny today
Ike: Schpladow Bitch!!!
Mike: Damn foo! I got told!!
Ike: That's right! You want some ice fo' tha' burn?!?

by Knidgett January 20, 2007

schplay

1. n. a buddy or friend
usually followed by the obligatory "shigity shigity shwat?"
2. v. a super fnucking awesome way to say play

1. Hashmir: "Hey, Schplay!"
Rashim: "Shigity Shigity shwat?"
2. "Schplay it again, Sam"

by group X January 28, 2005

schlaheem

5-0, a pig, a policefuck, popo, a dean, you get the picture.

The firecrotch schlaheem in the VUPD will never stop me from chiefing ganja.

by skeemenow March 16, 2005

Schplaff

A potent fart

Eden: I think I just schplaffed
Ollie: *Dead*

by RAH_ March 7, 2018

Cock Schplack

A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.

I cock schplacked dat ho.

by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006

Schplang

To get your mess everywhere

You should've seen the Schplang Carpisan left.

by Hadjisan September 4, 2006