schplay

1. n. a buddy or friend
usually followed by the obligatory "shigity shigity shwat?"
2. v. a super fnucking awesome way to say play

1. Hashmir: "Hey, Schplay!"
Rashim: "Shigity Shigity shwat?"
2. "Schplay it again, Sam"

schplay by group X January 28, 2005

schpay 

the all purpose verbal trademark of Wyoming Valley celebrity, Schpaybo.

"How much is that Fender Twin?"
"Schpay?"
"the 65"
"oh, that's $1,200 scphay."

or
Phone rings...
"Schpay! The Music Store, Schpaybo speaking."

schpay by The Turkey Sandwich December 31, 2007

schpladow

the word in english with the most consonant letters in a group, shpladow is a word simply meaning "your mom".

Mike: You look funny today
Ike: Schpladow Bitch!!!
Mike: Damn foo! I got told!!
Ike: That's right! You want some ice fo' tha' burn?!?

schpladow by Knidgett January 20, 2007

Schplaff 

A potent fart

Eden: I think I just schplaffed
Ollie: *Dead*

Schplaff by RAH_ March 7, 2018

Cock Schplack 

A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.

I cock schplacked dat ho.

Cock Schplack by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006

Schplang 

To get your mess everywhere

You should've seen the Schplang Carpisan left.

Schplang by Hadjisan September 4, 2006

schpladoinkle 

When seeing an amazingly hot girl,getting an immediate erection.Can also be verballized to let your guy buds know a hottie has just entered your view.

"schpladoinkle" She is HOT!!!

schpladoinkle by E Walker May 22, 2006