Schplank 

Means absolutely nothing.

Braedon: You’re schplank!
James: What does that even mean?
Braedon: Literally nothing.

Schplank by AdvancedInYears May 10, 2021

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlank

To spank someone with your schlong.

I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

schlank by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006

Schpankendoodle 

When you mistake your team for the enemy. Traditionally used in video games, the word is a sort of way to humor or poke fun at the person who made the mistake.

"I messed up, I pulled a Schpankendoodle..."

Schpankendoodle by HeyItsDazzy March 17, 2021

Schlanket 

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

Schlanket by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022