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schpladau 

An explanatory statement usually used when someone is extremely overjoyed due to a sense of accomplishment.
Imagine that you are playing texas hold-em and you have gone all in. When it's time to show your cards and your opponent has a three of a kind, you would say "schpladau!" when you show your full house.
schpladau by MikiH September 10, 2006
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the word in english with the most consonant letters in a group, shpladow is a word simply meaning "your mom".
Mike: You look funny today
Ike: Schpladow Bitch!!!
Mike: Damn foo! I got told!!
Ike: That's right! You want some ice fo' tha' burn?!?
schpladow by Knidgett January 20, 2007
v. To vomit in an unusually digusting manner.
n. Vomitous fluid, usually originating from the human bowels.
adj. Exceedingly grotesque; displeasing.
v. "Man, Joe drank too much and Shplabau'd all over my carpet."

n. "Joe, come clean up the Shplabau that you left after that party last night!"

adj. "That girl has a Shplabau face man, bleh!"
Shplabau by Zazie July 26, 2008

Schpradunkadunk 

The result of an accepted mating call, also known as coitus or intercourse. This PG version, however, alerts the third party of what's going on without the vivid imagery (aka self-induced porn).
Brenna: What are Baby and Johnny Castle doing in his cabin?
Phil: Don't worry about it -- they're just schpradunkadunking
Brenna: Is that the same thing as "dirty dancing"
Phil: It is if you say it is
Schpradunkadunk by i<3porn May 22, 2010

schpladoinkle 

When seeing an amazingly hot girl,getting an immediate erection.Can also be verballized to let your guy buds know a hottie has just entered your view.
"schpladoinkle" She is HOT!!!
schpladoinkle by E Walker May 22, 2006

Shpladat 

The icy cool lemon lime splashin' the back o' yo' throat.


Sprite(thrust)
"damn foo'! that Sprite is shpladat!"
Shpladat by Omelet Bob April 20, 2005

Schlabaugh 

Schlabaugh.
Referring to a cool ass motherfucker with a large penis. Don't fuck with this guy because his lesbian army will fucking throwdown.
Dude. That guys is a total Schlabaugh. I wish I could be like him.
Schlabaugh by Dylanschlabaugh. October 17, 2008