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a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.
schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.
schleem by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020
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Schlameel 

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde
"What a schlameel!?!"
Schlameel by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008
A black King who loves everything in the world and has the ability to finesse up on large amounts of money with a great soul worth millions with a very large penis for her .Shaheem was known to be a great lover but always has a passion for cash . A King who makes his own rules and listens to no one a true outlaw .
Shaheem is a real king he is truly Blessed ! Honest ; Loyal ; Blessed
shaheem by Time_mag October 12, 2013
A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.
You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
Schleem by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020
Noun - Weed

Verb - To get high; to smoke or ingest weed
“Yo, did you take my schleem?”

“Yo, I’m so schleemed right now.”
schleem by schleemer01 October 14, 2019
can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.
ew that was really schleemy.

im schleemin.

look at those schleems.
Schleem by livinitlaur September 30, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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