schlaheem

5-0, a pig, a policefuck, popo, a dean, you get the picture.

The firecrotch schlaheem in the VUPD will never stop me from chiefing ganja.

by skeemenow March 16, 2005

schleem

a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.

schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.

by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020

Schlameel

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

shaheem

A black King who loves everything in the world and has the ability to finesse up on large amounts of money with a great soul worth millions with a very large penis for her .Shaheem was known to be a great lover but always has a passion for cash . A King who makes his own rules and listens to no one a true outlaw .

Shaheem is a real king he is truly Blessed ! Honest ; Loyal ; Blessed

by Time_mag October 12, 2013

Schleem

A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.

You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

schleem

Noun - Weed

Verb - To get high; to smoke or ingest weed

“Yo, did you take my schleem?”

“Yo, I’m so schleemed right now.”

by schleemer01 October 14, 2019

Schleem

can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.

ew that was really schleemy.

im schleemin.

look at those schleems.

by livinitlaur September 30, 2008