Schplack

the noise you make when your balls are oiled up and you smack it on a hard, flat surface

"I heard schplacking down the hallway"

Schplack by big massive juicers August 2, 2020

Cock Schplack 

A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.

I cock schplacked dat ho.

Cock Schplack by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014

Schalacking 

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.

Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!

Schalacking by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

Schlacker 

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

Schlacker by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)

"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"

Schlackled by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

schpack

A street term used instead of ejaculation or semen.

He pulled out then schpacked all over my face.

schpack by King Penguin george bush October 11, 2008