A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.

Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?

Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!

Schmassive by Archbishop-Word-Group March 11, 2010

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Schmaus

A guy who has little guy syndrome or small guy anger. Schmaus is a blend of the words Mouse and Schmuck. A Schmaus usually wears really tight shirts and will drive a big vehicle. The word describes someone that is small and due to his size he is angry at the world. He will either try to become rich or pretend to be rich. He feels taller standing on his (imaginary) wallet. A Schmaus gets really irritable around bigger guys.

That guy is driving that big truck because he is either a Schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

Schmaus by Montana guy December 17, 2011

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schmaus

Is a combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It is used to identify someone who acts like an ass because they have little mans syndrome. A schmaus usually drives a really big truck and wears really tight shirts. A schmaus will always embellish stories to make them self look bigger. A schmaus is small so he wants his life to look big.

Whoever is driving that big truck is either a schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

schmaus by Montana Mountain Man December 23, 2011

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schmasturbator

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

schmasturbator by Jerry The Wonder Moose April 1, 2009

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Schmaus

Noun /SH-mous/
1. A combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It also uses the “Schm” sound, which can be used to make fun of anything. Such as Joe Schmo, funny schmunny, or work schmork. It uses the word mouse to indicate small guys. It uses the “schm” sound to be funny and to sound like schmuck. The definition of schmuck can be foolish or contemptible. The complete word is used to indicate a small man who is angry due to his small stature. A funny one syllable word for little man syndrome, Napoleon Complex, or Little Demon Creature.

Is that little guy yelling at the sales woman because he can’t find a tighter shirt? He must be a schmaus.

Schmaus by Mountain Poet December 26, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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