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Combined from both "shit faced" and "wasted" into one word for enjoyment.
by Anonymous March 03, 2003
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you're 'wasted' but it comes out as 'schmasted'
gabby- yeah girl, you don't look so hot.

alana- I'M SCHMASTED!!8&@$%
by therealgabby July 21, 2011
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