Schmaus 

A guy who has little guy syndrome or small guy anger. Schmaus is a blend of the words Mouse and Schmuck. A Schmaus usually wears really tight shirts and will drive a big vehicle. The word describes someone that is small and due to his size he is angry at the world. He will either try to become rich or pretend to be rich. He feels taller standing on his (imaginary) wallet. A Schmaus gets really irritable around bigger guys.

That guy is driving that big truck because he is either a Schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

Schmaus by Montana guy December 17, 2011

schmaus 

Is a combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It is used to identify someone who acts like an ass because they have little mans syndrome. A schmaus usually drives a really big truck and wears really tight shirts. A schmaus will always embellish stories to make them self look bigger. A schmaus is small so he wants his life to look big.

Whoever is driving that big truck is either a schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

schmaus by Montana Mountain Man December 23, 2011

Schmaus 

Noun /SH-mous/
1. A combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It also uses the “Schm” sound, which can be used to make fun of anything. Such as Joe Schmo, funny schmunny, or work schmork. It uses the word mouse to indicate small guys. It uses the “schm” sound to be funny and to sound like schmuck. The definition of schmuck can be foolish or contemptible. The complete word is used to indicate a small man who is angry due to his small stature. A funny one syllable word for little man syndrome, Napoleon Complex, or Little Demon Creature.

Is that little guy yelling at the sales woman because he can’t find a tighter shirt? He must be a schmaus.

Schmaus by Mountain Poet December 26, 2011

Schvause 

Schvause, to fill an empty space with something.

Oh damn, this hole is in the way, let me schvause it.

Schvause by lazydbird June 27, 2021

ulrich schnauss 

1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.

A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"

ulrich schnauss by Polarix November 12, 2004

ulrich schnauss 

- God of music
- Godlike music

A) What is this godlike music that we are listening to?
B) T'is Ulrich Schnauss

ulrich schnauss by Mayro November 18, 2004

Schmassive

A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.

Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?

Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!

Schmassive by Archbishop-Word-Group March 11, 2010