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schm-
(Pronounced: shmm) A phrase you put before a word so it indicates that you don't want, need, or like it. In other words, the opposite.
It usually shows in TV kids' shows.
It usually shows in TV kids' shows.
Henry: Pfft, I don't want to go to school today
Henry: Schmool, school.
Mychal: I don't need teamwork.
Mychal: Schmeanwork, teamwork.
Schm-
Henry: Schmool, school.
Mychal: I don't need teamwork.
Mychal: Schmeanwork, teamwork.
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schm- by broception_15 May 12, 2019
Schmoil
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.
It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.
Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.
Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019
Schmiee
Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .
Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.
Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.
Schmiee by Botendaddy July 9, 2016
schmemity
schmemity by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020
Schmurtled
The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
Schmideee
A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.
Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.
He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").
His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.
He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").
His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
Schmideee by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"