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I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

schmaded by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

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schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

schmaded by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

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schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

schmaded by qdizzle June 17, 2003

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shmaded

Drunk off your ass. To the point where you can't exactly see straight.

Last night after all those shots I was SHMADED!

shmaded by bia bia April 22, 2006

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Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

Schmades by meebs3 January 6, 2009

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Schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Polly: Damn! Look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!
Riley: Wow!

Schmaddlebags by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022

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Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.

Dude you've just been schmeaded!

Schmeaded by MPREZYA September 25, 2005

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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