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I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

schmaded by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

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schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

schmaded by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

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schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

schmaded by qdizzle June 17, 2003

shmaded

Drunk off your ass. To the point where you can't exactly see straight.

Last night after all those shots I was SHMADED!

shmaded by bia bia April 22, 2006

Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

Schmades by meebs3 January 6, 2009

Schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Polly: Damn! Look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!
Riley: Wow!

Schmaddlebags by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022

Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.

Dude you've just been schmeaded!

Schmeaded by MPREZYA September 25, 2005

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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