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1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

by Jerry The Wonder Moose April 01, 2009
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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