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1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

by Jerry The Wonder Moose April 01, 2009
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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