Schmades 

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

Schmades by meebs3 January 6, 2009

Schmads 

Pads, but with a "schm"

The goalie decided to whip up some new schmads

Schmads by Lweso0123 November 14, 2020

schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

schmaded by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

schmaded by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

James, Schmames

A word used to indicate that James has been the topic of conversation for an unhealthy amount of time and that the subject ought to be changed.

"James, Schmames, let's talk about Laura."

James, Schmames by ldkasldka;sd'AS;LDK'sl;dk';LAK June 28, 2021

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

schmaded by qdizzle June 17, 2003

Schmader 

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

Schmader by AkinaLove September 14, 2017