Schmassive

A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.

Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?

Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!

by Archbishop-Word-Group March 11, 2010

schlasive

A massive schlong, as apposed to a schlong, a schlort, or a schledium. Longer than a schlong

Aiden has a schlasive, its much bigger than matts schlong

by Mr Schlasive August 15, 2016

Smassive

A mash-up of 'Super' and 'Massive'

This stranger gave us this smassive bag of chillis

by Rebecca the Great March 22, 2009

ScMassive

Someone called scott who is massive

(Sees large Scott named man) Is that ScMassive

by Sora2Kashy June 30, 2022

Submassive

The state of being not considered obese, but very close to being so

"my nigga Padraig is fat as hell. He's, like, obese"
"nah man, he's fat but not obese. I'd say he's submassive"

by some bidj July 19, 2018