Schlout

The ranking of sluts

IQ has mega Schlout

by Schlout_royalty May 26, 2018

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlough

A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.

"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"

by Rockintoes May 19, 2016

schlouski

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.

Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!

by bradcypherex March 30, 2009

schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

schlotzsky

a slutty jew who often slobs on the knob

"yo laines such a schlotzsky"
"dude i know. she was all over my rod last night"

by lickadick69 July 12, 2014