A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.
"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"
by Rockintoes May 04, 2016
Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.
Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.
Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac
Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac
by Rockintoes November 11, 2017