Rockintoes's definitions

gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

schlough

A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.

"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"

by Rockintoes May 19, 2016