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Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schloppenheimer 

Refers to the practice of oral sex during Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer (2023) so that the person finishes as the bomb explodes.
Me and the boys gonna get some Schloppenheimer before we see the Barbie movie.
Schloppenheimer by gamer343 July 11, 2023

Schloppe 

A term used to define the level of quality used in many modern-day American "greasy spoon" restaurants. Its a fancy way of saying "slop".
Where are you working?

I'm a schloppe cook.
Schloppe by eshm March 2, 2009

schloperty 

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina
john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."
schloperty by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005

Schloping 

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.
Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.
Schloping by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009

Schloppers

Specific name for a dangerous drug, often seen in Switzerland. Not to be confused with molly
Users are called Schlopfer (pron: opfer )
Do you wanna have some Schloppers?
Wilsch´s Schloppers?
Say "NO" to Schloppers
Schloppers by Smurfmurf February 9, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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