Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlicknic 

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.

Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.

schlicknic by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Shlink 

Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.

I’m going to shlink into there tonight.

Shlink by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019

schlick 

1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.

When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.

schlick by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

Shlinkenminkle by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021