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1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.
When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.
by Anonymous April 12, 2003
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An old flabby woman who likes to lose peoples papers constantly. She enjoys telling us that gifted children are more likely to kill them selves than a regular child. She puts up pictures of her daughters but often replaces them with pictures of a dolphin that broke her flabby hand. Schlick does not let you use the bathroom because she wants to see how long you can go before you pee your pants. She also calls us nerds and makes us watch movies about inventing, and immigration, and october sky. She has also been divorced twice.
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The same as saying "slick", but with a slow, deliberate tone, and drawn out a bit, like when Cartman says "sweeet".
"I saw Joe's new car yesterday. That thing is schlick!"
by vinniemi June 30, 2009
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The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.
She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.
by Gharles May 24, 2018
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