schlinke

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.

Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.

by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

schinkered

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

Schlingel

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022