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schlank

To spank someone with your schlong.
I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.
by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006
mugGet the schlankmug.

schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.
This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
by M. A. September 16, 2006
mugGet the schlankmug.

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
by Chooj April 2, 2021
mugGet the schlankingmug.

Schlank

To have someone turn something you say into a story about how great they are.
He just schlanked you.
by giuseppe garibaldi April 4, 2010
mugGet the Schlankmug.

schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur
bro he is such a schlank
by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025
mugGet the schlankmug.

Schlank

To Schlank means to lick with aggression
I like to Schlank with my girlfriend.
by BurgerBoy4life July 30, 2019
mugGet the Schlankmug.

schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society
he is such a schlank.
by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025
mugGet the schlankmug.

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