schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

schickerd

To get very drunk.

Bob and Garry got plenty schickerd last night.

schickerd by conchowino January 13, 2009

shickered 

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless

Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered

shickered by Sonny-T December 8, 2006

schnokered 

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

schnokered by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

sinkered 

to slowly lower ones male genitillia into ones mouth while thier asleep.

(Yawn) what, john are you sinkereding me?

sinkered by Sinkered December 6, 2022

Schlonkered 

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

Schlonkered by James Holter April 30, 2008

shunkered

getting wasted on a night out

Am gonna get shunkered on saturday night

shunkered by shaz84 September 5, 2011