Definitions by BêñjíButton

[=].[=] 

This is chatspeak for Kim Jong-Il, the North Korean dictator.

In a chatroom somewhere:
Helen : OMG Katie Price sucks.
Seanaporn : Mehhh =.= is worse.

[=].[=] by BêñjíButton September 26, 2009

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

Shlinkenminkle by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009

({;}) 

Chatspeak for vagina. Note the flaps and love button.

In a chatroom somewhere:

Maddy : Om nom nom ({;})!!!
Adam : Eeeeewwwwwwwwww
Kip :wwwwwwwwwww

({;}) by BêñjíButton July 1, 2009

( )( ) 

Chatspeak for "but".
It is a play on the image of a person's bottom (or butt) and taking this image putting it place of when one would say "but".

In a chatroom somewhere:

Jennifer: Guys are okay ( )( ) I prefer girls more.
Holly: Girls ftw
Jazz: YAY girls
Tyler: ( )( )... :/

( )( ) by BêñjíButton June 29, 2009

% 

Chatspeak for "Sudden realisation of the truth"

It represents the two circles are suddenly shown the right way by an invading stick. they are separated and see the truth - all of a sudden.

In a chatroom somewhere:

Maddy: %!
Stuart: Goodness gracious! What is it, Maddy?
Maddy: I am beautiful!
Stuart: You realised your beauty at long last!

% by BêñjíButton June 28, 2009

:lO 

Hitler. Used to compare (in chatspeak) someone to Hitler.

O-.! ( )( ) < :lO
Fail! But less than Hitler

:lO by BêñjíButton June 24, 2009

'#'

Win! Two people have found the world's largest waffle and after a brief period of disagreement over who should eat it, they decide to share. Their decision wins.

Pauline : Marry me, Ben!
Ben : Of course I'll marry you! '#'! :D

'#' by BêñjíButton June 24, 2009