schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

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Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.

My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.

Slanking by DGBE July 27, 2018

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Shlanging

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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Shlanging by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

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shanking

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

shanking by N/A December 13, 2003