schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.

My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.

by DGBE July 27, 2018

Shlanging

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

shanking

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

by N/A December 13, 2003

Schalacking

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.

Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!

by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

schlicking

When a girl masturbates.

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!

by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking

Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.

by rantallen June 2, 2011