Schlinky 

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

Schlinky by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010

Schlinky 

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

Schlinky by SoH leader December 19, 2011

Schlinky 

A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.

I had Schlinky in my game earlier

Schlinky by Oo Schlinky oO September 22, 2009

Schlinky 

Originates from the Cape Town term which relating to a special group of people. Similar in meaning to shiznit.

The incuBeta shlinkey's are the bomb!

Schlinky by incubatorian March 11, 2005

Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena

a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH

Schlinky bastard by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk 

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017