Schlinkus 

A person most likely under the influence of some form of herbal intoxicant.

"Bro are you schlinkus right now?!"
"Ya bro I straight up cant feel my legs."

Schlinkus by mrduckonqwack March 14, 2019

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.

Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

Schlongus Interruptus by TheDarkestStar July 2, 2015

Schlongus Dongus 

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

Schlongus Dongus by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

slinkus 

The after sexual intercourse act, of dragging ones slimy Penis across the bed sheets, blankets, couch cushions, or any other item on which the "Dick Tracks trail" can be seen.

Dude, I laid Slinkus all over my roommates Bed last night, that will teach his ass to clean up after himself.

Goddammit, who the fuck Slinkused on my new leather couch?

slinkus by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016

Schlickum 

Lubricant, for household or personal use.

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?

Schlickum by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017

Shlingus 

Penile shaft and head. Otherwise referred to as shlong or shmeckle.

The baseball smacked him right in the shlingus!

Shlingus by Sam Mogel January 18, 2008

Shminkus 

A stupid or foolish person; a blunder, or anything you want it to be.

(See Dinkus)

Also: Minkus, Dinkuspie, Dinkusminkus

Oh my god, what a fucking shminkus.

What a minkuspie+

Shminkus by Minkuspie+ March 18, 2009