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schlinke
Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.
Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.
Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.
Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.
Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.
Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.
schlinke by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019
schlinked
schlinked by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023
Schlinky
n. pl shlink.ies
A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.
A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.
Schlinky by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010
Schlinky
Schlinky by SoH leader December 19, 2011
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