a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”
by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023
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Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.
Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.
by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019
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