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When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.
blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.
by bobie January 19, 2005
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When a friend sets up a date with a mystery person that you usually (99% of the time) don't know. Avoid at all costs because these types of dates go horribly wrong most of the time!
Bob: I set up Joe on Blind Date with this girl I met the other day.
Fred: He's going to kill you, you know that right?
Bob: Why? She's got a nice personality!
Fred: Yeah, but is she hideous?
Bob: Maybe.....
Fred: And besides those dates usually never work out.
by 0xxxMichellexxx0 September 16, 2007
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An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.
My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003
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A cool tv show that lets us single people watch couples fight or make out.
Dude did u watch Blind Date last night?? That bitch had some fake ass titties!!
by PuNkY July 15, 2003
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1.When a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.

2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."

3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
1. Vanessa: "I have a guy friend that's single, just like you."

Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."

2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."

Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."

3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"

"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."

Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."

Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"

"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."

Vanessa: "But I..."

Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."

Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."

Vanessa: "But I...."

Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."

Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*

Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*
by Vero Marie June 02, 2010
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