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one of the serious crimes such as murder,rape, arson, burgulary. crimes that are severly punished by the law.
by ...Abigail... July 30, 2005
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
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A crime that is classified more severe than a misdemeanor. These typically involve violence, high-profile gang activity, the distribution of contraband on a large scale, public endangerment, financial exploitation, Treason & Corruption, and Sentence Enhancing.
The man was convicted for multiple felonies.

In Michigan, it is a felony to trespass on a state penitentiary .
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A serious crime, usually gives the criminal more than one year in prison.
A man rapes a woman, gets charged with rape. Which gives him 3 years in prison. This is an example of a felony.
by MrDinkleberry November 07, 2005
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Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
You: Hey Felony, want to commit a Felony?
Felony: Oh hell yeah!
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