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Schizo-pop 

A type of pop music that is defined by its distinct use of many varied influences.
"I'm a big fan of pop music. I love all different types of pop music: classic pop, you know mainstream pop, underground pop, all of these sort of these things. My album sort of reflects that and what we're doing. So it runs from electro to rock n' roll to folk music to whatever."
- Andy Clockwise, one of the more successful acts of the current schizo-pop scene in L.A., describes his EP "Are You Well" in an interview with NBC Los Angeles.
Schizo-pop by schizojukebox December 8, 2010
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Schizoposter

Someone who posts messages that exhibit symptoms of psychosis. Portmanteau of schizophrenia and poster.

Schizoposting may be a result of genuine mental health issues, be done ironically as a form of absurdist shitposting, or be an attempt to troll or disturb readers.

Schizoposting may involve:
- Rambling with no apparent regard for whether readers can follow.
- Responding to random content as if it were personally addressed at yourself.
- Alleging content you're responding to contains things it doesn't.
- Wild conspiracy theories or supernatural claims.
- Poor form, grammar and spelling, as if written down in an extreme hurry.
- An abundance of trailing characters.
- Continuing to post for unhealthy lengths of time regardless of being ignored.
- Inappropriately intense emotions, often anger, arrogance or indignation.
- Assuming familiarity with strangers.
- Responding to yourself as if you were another person, sometimes repeatedly.
"There's this dude who has been messaging me for months now acting as if everything I post is directed at him."
"Damn schizoposters man. Depressing as fuck."
Schizoposter by farco_ January 19, 2022

Schizoposting 

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The old testament withered along with the understanding of the previous realm. Nothing can be understood verbatim after the discombobulation of logic.

What you just read is a fair example of Schizoposting, the act of creating memes generally used to induce a feeling of dread and panic by creating some of the most batshit crazy media only fathomable to a schizophrenic.
Guy 1: "Man have you ever tried Schizoposting?"
Guy 2: "AHhhhhhhhh, the gnomes in the forest want me to prance in the mist"
Guy 1: "Okay yeah you definitely have."

Schizonophria 

Adj.: A condition where one uses "No" too much. Defiant, Not willing to cooperate, does not agree with anything, says no to everything.
My mom doesn't let me do anything, I think she has Schizonophria.
That bitch will never fuck me, every time I try she gets all Schizonophria on me.
Schizonophria by Nezsem September 11, 2011

schizoposter

A mentally ill or insane individual who posts a lot of schizoposts and believes in a bunch of shitty conspiracy

A schizopost is a post that includes insane conspiracy, very fast series of images and the occasional schizophrenic "I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS" joke
1: kill everyone, society is controlled by the goverment i want to make bombs and kill innocent people!!

2: you sound like a schizoposter

1: kys fucking slur gofuck yourself i will NEVER TAKE MY MEDS YOU FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
schizoposter by oqqiv February 13, 2023

Schizoposting 

Schizoposting is the act of taking innocent memes,such as troll and facebook minions, and editing/putting them into insane situations.
r/he_comes and r/WackyTicTacs are examples of Schizoposting meme communities
Schizoposting by BrassCatgirl April 28, 2021

Schizomope 

When an individual has multiple personalities and they are all lame and boring.
Wow, what a loser, I can't believe how weak Troy is, he just totally blew it with that hot chick because he is a "schizomope."
Schizomope by puber October 27, 2011
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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