Someone who posts messages that exhibit symptoms of psychosis. Portmanteau of schizophrenia and poster.

Schizoposting may be a result of genuine mental health issues, be done ironically as a form of absurdist shitposting, or be an attempt to troll or disturb readers.

Schizoposting may involve:
- Rambling with no apparent regard for whether readers can follow.
- Responding to random content as if it were personally addressed at yourself.
- Alleging content you're responding to contains things it doesn't.
- Wild conspiracy theories or supernatural claims.
- Poor form, grammar and spelling, as if written down in an extreme hurry.
- An abundance of trailing characters.
- Continuing to post for unhealthy lengths of time regardless of being ignored.
- Inappropriately intense emotions, often anger, arrogance or indignation.
- Assuming familiarity with strangers.
- Responding to yourself as if you were another person, sometimes repeatedly.
"There's this dude who has been messaging me for months now acting as if everything I post is directed at him."
"Damn schizoposters man. Depressing as fuck."
by farco_ January 20, 2022
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The old testament withered along with the understanding of the previous realm. Nothing can be understood verbatim after the discombobulation of logic.

What you just read is a fair example of Schizoposting, the act of creating memes generally used to induce a feeling of dread and panic by creating some of the most batshit crazy media only fathomable to a schizophrenic.
Guy 1: "Man have you ever tried Schizoposting?"
Guy 2: "AHhhhhhhhh, the gnomes in the forest want me to prance in the mist"
Guy 1: "Okay yeah you definitely have."
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A mentally ill or insane individual who posts a lot of schizoposts and believes in a bunch of shitty conspiracy

A schizopost is a post that includes insane conspiracy, very fast series of images and the occasional schizophrenic "I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS" joke
1: kill everyone, society is controlled by the goverment i want to make bombs and kill innocent people!!

2: you sound like a schizoposter

1: kys fucking slur gofuck yourself i will NEVER TAKE MY MEDS YOU FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by oqqiv February 13, 2023
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Schizoposting is the act of taking innocent memes,such as troll and facebook minions, and editing/putting them into insane situations.
r/he_comes and r/WackyTicTacs are examples of Schizoposting meme communities
by BrassCatgirl April 28, 2021
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