Schizoposter

Someone who posts messages that exhibit symptoms of psychosis. Portmanteau of schizophrenia and poster.

Schizoposting may be a result of genuine mental health issues, be done ironically as a form of absurdist shitposting, or be an attempt to troll or disturb readers.

Schizoposting may involve:
- Rambling with no apparent regard for whether readers can follow.
- Responding to random content as if it were personally addressed at yourself.
- Alleging content you're responding to contains things it doesn't.
- Wild conspiracy theories or supernatural claims.
- Poor form, grammar and spelling, as if written down in an extreme hurry.
- An abundance of trailing characters.
- Continuing to post for unhealthy lengths of time regardless of being ignored.
- Inappropriately intense emotions, often anger, arrogance or indignation.
- Assuming familiarity with strangers.
- Responding to yourself as if you were another person, sometimes repeatedly.

"There's this dude who has been messaging me for months now acting as if everything I post is directed at him."
"Damn schizoposters man. Depressing as fuck."

Schizoposter by farco_ January 19, 2022

schizoposter

A mentally ill or insane individual who posts a lot of schizoposts and believes in a bunch of shitty conspiracy

A schizopost is a post that includes insane conspiracy, very fast series of images and the occasional schizophrenic "I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS" joke

1: kill everyone, society is controlled by the goverment i want to make bombs and kill innocent people!!

2: you sound like a schizoposter

1: kys fucking slur gofuck yourself i will NEVER TAKE MY MEDS YOU FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

schizoposter by oqqiv February 13, 2023

Schizoposting 

They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door

The old testament withered along with the understanding of the previous realm. Nothing can be understood verbatim after the discombobulation of logic.

What you just read is a fair example of Schizoposting, the act of creating memes generally used to induce a feeling of dread and panic by creating some of the most batshit crazy media only fathomable to a schizophrenic.

Guy 1: "Man have you ever tried Schizoposting?"
Guy 2: "AHhhhhhhhh, the gnomes in the forest want me to prance in the mist"
Guy 1: "Okay yeah you definitely have."

Schizoposting by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

Schizoposting 

Schizoposting is the act of taking innocent memes,such as troll and facebook minions, and editing/putting them into insane situations.

r/he_comes and r/WackyTicTacs are examples of Schizoposting meme communities

Schizoposting by BrassCatgirl April 28, 2021

Schizoposer 

Someone who pretends to have a psychotic disorder and fakes symptoms like hearing voices in their head for attention or to get away with breaking the law by an insanity plea or something similar. It is usually very obvious to tell the difference between someone who has a real case of schizophrenia and someone trying to manipulate everyone around them. Sometimes the court will buy it, unlike the schizoposer's friends, acquaintances and enemies who are around him more often. If the idiot has a long history of previous charges or "mental health" problems including numerous medications that don't work because he's not really insane (usually to get away with being kicked out of every school, doing drugs, etc..), the court might drop the charges, give him free disability money and make him go to counseling, where he will sit at home doing nothing and continue to smoke weed, take niacin before a drug test to pass it, bragging about outfoxing the system, stepping on his friends' toes to make himself look better and continue to get people to feel sorry for him. The real schizophrenic will not have the mental capacity or awareness to be able to lie and manipulate people very well, but the schizoposer will do that and not be able to keep up with his lies. Once he has everything he needs to sit around and do nothing while collecting free money, "friends" and people won't matter..

until he gets arrested again and needs their help for a short period of time until he can claim insanity and disability and get away with it again. The cycle continues.

Donald Trump: All you do is sit around living at your dad's house at 27 years old, collecting disability money but wasting it on cigarettes, drugs and hookers you find on Craigslist. You'll never grow up, have a job or find a real girl.

Turner Lucas: Doing nothing and living on disability is fucking great! I can get drunk and wake up at noon any day of the week I want and never change out of my pajamas. I'm smart enough to play the stock market, I have $60,000 in stocks after I just took out $10,000 but this person owes me 2 packs of cigs, another owes me $20 gas money, and a few others I will keep hounding but I'll never pay anyone back myself. Due to the coronavirus, I don't have to report to my probation officer so I can now smoke weed and not get drug tested. Even though that causes psychosis, I have no reason to be worried. It sucks, I have to live like this because I'm schizo. *chuckles*

Donald Trump: You've been lying to everyone that you were in a gang ever since middle school and now since your dad still won't kick your millennial ass out of his nice house, he enables you to be a pajama gangster. Pathological people never mature or change no matter how old they get. First it was the fake gangs, now it's the fake mental illness. Congrats, you've graduated from being a poser to a SCHIZOPOSER!

Schizoposer by Schizoposer September 26, 2020