schizosopher

schizo + philosopher

"hi"
"hi how r u"
"it is inevitable and you can do nothing to escape it. make the most of it."
"ok schizosopher""

schizosopher by brojevskij November 6, 2025

Schizonophria 

Adj.: A condition where one uses "No" too much. Defiant, Not willing to cooperate, does not agree with anything, says no to everything.

My mom doesn't let me do anything, I think she has Schizonophria.
That bitch will never fuck me, every time I try she gets all Schizonophria on me.

Schizonophria by Nezsem September 11, 2011

Schizophernia 

The wrong way to spell schizophrenia. You dyslexic dummy.

Person 1: Hey, Bob was diagnosed with Schizophernia recently
Person 2: Oh really? Then say it right, Schizophrenia, FRENia not FERNia, dummy.

Schizophernia by FlazeTheKitsune May 26, 2024