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schizopervia 

Micheal has schizopervia. When he went to his myspace profile, the first thing he noticed was that he had 69 friends.

SCHIZOPEÑAS

EFFECT OF PARKOURING IN THE LOBBY THATS WHY NA INJURE NA LAPO
Si Joel nagkaugwa schizopeñas kakamodules
SCHIZOPEÑAS by mamamojobart September 29, 2021

Schizonophria 

Adj.: A condition where one uses "No" too much. Defiant, Not willing to cooperate, does not agree with anything, says no to everything.
My mom doesn't let me do anything, I think she has Schizonophria.
That bitch will never fuck me, every time I try she gets all Schizonophria on me.
Schizonophria by Nezsem September 11, 2011

schizolove 

A medical term for a love form that is shared between two parties that is similar to "crazy in love"
bystander 1: That guy has got the schizolove for her
bystander 2: fo sho, they is totally PDA

bystander 1: sounds like she's got the schizolove for him to
bystander 2: tsk tsk, some people is just sick in the head
skater: Woah, im trippin'
schizolove by beagledog June 8, 2009
The vision of undecidability-pathways (rhizomes) compressed into a two-dimensional plane over which intention can hover.
A schizome offers the idea that undecidability - while uncountable - is two-dimensional.

The internet browser and the hypertext link are examples of schizomes.

The schizome connects the rhizome to the hyper-plane.
schizome by sandraxine July 18, 2020

Schizoposer 

Someone who pretends to have a psychotic disorder and fakes symptoms like hearing voices in their head for attention or to get away with breaking the law by an insanity plea or something similar. It is usually very obvious to tell the difference between someone who has a real case of schizophrenia and someone trying to manipulate everyone around them. Sometimes the court will buy it, unlike the schizoposer's friends, acquaintances and enemies who are around him more often. If the idiot has a long history of previous charges or "mental health" problems including numerous medications that don't work because he's not really insane (usually to get away with being kicked out of every school, doing drugs, etc..), the court might drop the charges, give him free disability money and make him go to counseling, where he will sit at home doing nothing and continue to smoke weed, take niacin before a drug test to pass it, bragging about outfoxing the system, stepping on his friends' toes to make himself look better and continue to get people to feel sorry for him. The real schizophrenic will not have the mental capacity or awareness to be able to lie and manipulate people very well, but the schizoposer will do that and not be able to keep up with his lies. Once he has everything he needs to sit around and do nothing while collecting free money, "friends" and people won't matter..
until he gets arrested again and needs their help for a short period of time until he can claim insanity and disability and get away with it again. The cycle continues.

Donald Trump: All you do is sit around living at your dad's house at 27 years old, collecting disability money but wasting it on cigarettes, drugs and hookers you find on Craigslist. You'll never grow up, have a job or find a real girl.

Turner Lucas: Doing nothing and living on disability is fucking great! I can get drunk and wake up at noon any day of the week I want and never change out of my pajamas. I'm smart enough to play the stock market, I have $60,000 in stocks after I just took out $10,000 but this person owes me 2 packs of cigs, another owes me $20 gas money, and a few others I will keep hounding but I'll never pay anyone back myself. Due to the coronavirus, I don't have to report to my probation officer so I can now smoke weed and not get drug tested. Even though that causes psychosis, I have no reason to be worried. It sucks, I have to live like this because I'm schizo. *chuckles*

Donald Trump: You've been lying to everyone that you were in a gang ever since middle school and now since your dad still won't kick your millennial ass out of his nice house, he enables you to be a pajama gangster. Pathological people never mature or change no matter how old they get. First it was the fake gangs, now it's the fake mental illness. Congrats, you've graduated from being a poser to a SCHIZOPOSER!
Schizoposer by Schizoposer September 26, 2020
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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