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facemeat

Anatomical feature of cartoon animals where a distinct chunk of the face is colored like (light) human skin.

Seen in characters such as Mickey Mouse and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Theoretical biologists have long debated the precise nature and function of the facemeat.
"Wanna see my new Sonic the Hedgehog OC?"
"That's someone's tooth."
"Yes, but I sculpted little gloves, facemeat, and a freakish cyclopean eye, so now it's a Sonic OC."
"Whose tooth is this?"
by farco_ July 7, 2024
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cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.
Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.
by farco_ April 27, 2024
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algovomit

Internet content that consists only of half-digested chunks of popular media, mixed together to appeal to search and recommendation algorithms.

Algovomit is often aimed at young "iPad kids" whose brains aren't developed enough to be disgusted by it.
Why is Sonic.exe pregnant with Huggy Wuggy Skibidi Toilet while doing Squid Game challenges alongside Pomni from Amazing Digital Circus? Because you're watching algovomit.
by farco_ April 27, 2024
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morsel

(verb) To morsel someone is to travel back in time to the day before the day they were conceived, to seduce their father, and to give him a wet sloppy blowjob, making sure to swallow all the yummie cummie into your tummie.

Hence you prevent the person from ever being born and reduce their entire existence to a mere morsel.
"I shall first morsel your children and then as you see them fade out of existence I shall morsel you."
by farco_ April 21, 2023
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twought

Past sense of twink. Someone who used to be a twink, still has the body type of a twink, but is now too old to be a twink. A retired twink.
"Look at that twink."
"Dude he's like 35. That's a twought."
by farco_ October 11, 2022
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Schizoposter

Someone who posts messages that exhibit symptoms of psychosis. Portmanteau of schizophrenia and poster.

Schizoposting may be a result of genuine mental health issues, be done ironically as a form of absurdist shitposting, or be an attempt to troll or disturb readers.

Schizoposting may involve:
- Rambling with no apparent regard for whether readers can follow.
- Responding to random content as if it were personally addressed at yourself.
- Alleging content you're responding to contains things it doesn't.
- Wild conspiracy theories or supernatural claims.
- Poor form, grammar and spelling, as if written down in an extreme hurry.
- An abundance of trailing characters.
- Continuing to post for unhealthy lengths of time regardless of being ignored.
- Inappropriately intense emotions, often anger, arrogance or indignation.
- Assuming familiarity with strangers.
- Responding to yourself as if you were another person, sometimes repeatedly.
"There's this dude who has been messaging me for months now acting as if everything I post is directed at him."
"Damn schizoposters man. Depressing as fuck."
by farco_ January 19, 2022
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lurking class

The lower class of the internet. They give all memes their value, but are kept in perpetual poverty by the shitposters under a system called crapitalism.
Lurking class person: "wtf all memes on this page are shit what's going on?"
Educated meme-Marxist: "You see, poor lurking class fellow, you are being exploited by the crapitalist system. Break free from your chains and we can build a world with quality memes for all!"
by farco_ June 26, 2021
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