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schizo-posting 

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.
Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours
schizo-posting by craig99214 June 30, 2018
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Schizo-posting 

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.
Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."
Schizo-posting by UanoKei April 27, 2010

Schizo-Posting 

Repetitively making posts of obsessive, paranoid and/or schizophrenic nature, usually making new threads within minutes of each other and/or updating threads with paranoid and petty spam, usually over multiple replies. Spamming the same video with multiple different titles as a plea for financial aid (e-begging) and/or attention also counts as Schizo-Posting.

The term was popularized by the Daniel Larson community, often referring to his paranoid spamming of his YouTube Community page.
Billy: Did you see Daniel Larson's community page on YouTube?

Jimmy: Why? Is he schizo-posting again?!
*looks at phone*

Daniel Larson: Emergency
Daniel Larson: Get ready for the shift 🤯
Daniel Larson: The managers at Olive Garden are printing off my nudes

Daniel Larson: The FBI director is spying on the trolls

Some Troll: EMERGENCY
Daniel Larson: ⚠️
Daniel Larson: I just made six dollars
Daniel Larson: I just had lunch
Some Troll: What did you have for lunch?
Schizo-Posting by Hot 7 January 23, 2024

Schizo posting 

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.
{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
==================================
>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.
Schizo posting by lubaver September 30, 2021

Schizoposting 

They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door

The old testament withered along with the understanding of the previous realm. Nothing can be understood verbatim after the discombobulation of logic.

What you just read is a fair example of Schizoposting, the act of creating memes generally used to induce a feeling of dread and panic by creating some of the most batshit crazy media only fathomable to a schizophrenic.
Guy 1: "Man have you ever tried Schizoposting?"
Guy 2: "AHhhhhhhhh, the gnomes in the forest want me to prance in the mist"
Guy 1: "Okay yeah you definitely have."

Schizoposting 

Schizoposting is the act of taking innocent memes,such as troll and facebook minions, and editing/putting them into insane situations.
r/he_comes and r/WackyTicTacs are examples of Schizoposting meme communities
Schizoposting by BrassCatgirl April 28, 2021
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