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Schindluder

Schindluder is a german noun for bait meat. Over the years the meaning changed. Luder is an euphanism for "prostitute" and a Schindluder is an especially ugly, old, used up whore.
„ich schrai und lies mein Schindluder laufen umbe …
dô begund er (der falke) keren,
als er das luder sæhe.“

– Aus: Der Minne-Falkner
by Sakuoke Fakushiite March 19, 2023
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schindler's shitlist

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.
Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!
by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010
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schindler

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing
jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler
by jables80 December 31, 2010
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Schindler's Fist

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.
i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob
by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009
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Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.
Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010
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schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".
John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!
by GWMcL September 9, 2007
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Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.
Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.
by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011
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