schindler 

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing

jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler

schindler by jables80 December 31, 2010

schindler 

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

schindler by GWMcL September 9, 2007

schindler 

Oscar Schindler was a german who helped save the lives of jews, from nazi camps, also is potrayed in the awsome movie Schindler's List

Schindler, saved the live's of many jews, who would have been gassed and cremated

schindler by WARDEN MURPH February 17, 2009

schindler 

To hopelessly pursue an unattainable goal.

When I try to catch a rainbow, I schindler.

schindler by Sean March 25, 2005

schindler's shitlist 

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.

Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

schindler's shitlist by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010

Schindler's Fist 

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.

i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob

Schindler's Fist by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009

Schindler's Dick 

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

Schindler's Dick by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011