Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jables80

Jess

A person who lies better than you can tell the truth.

Who the hell did you hear that from?
Jess . . .

GODDAMN-IT she's the master.

Jess by jables80 January 1, 2011

A slang term for a giant, a person of large stature with an enormous phallus, who dwells on giant mountain with others of his own kind.

Holy shit, did you see that guy?
Oh ya, he was a Larry for sure.

Larry by jables80 January 1, 2011

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing

jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler

schindler by jables80 December 31, 2010

when you are drunk and on one or more other drugs

did you see kyle tonight, he was drunk and high, oh ya, that kid was shit fuck damned