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uncircumcised 

presence of foreskin around the head of the penis
Jacob Ferguson your dick is uncircumcised

Uncircumcised 

i: A bizarre depiction of a healthy intact penis, invented to normalize the archaic ritual of genital mutilation. ii: a routine, cultural brainwashing that is still active in the USA, today.
This poor bastard had his foreskin stolen from him at birth, luckily today’s citizens are starting to wake up and realize that uncircumcised just means normal penis. And that circumcised, means disfigured, mutilated penis. And that the ritualistic cutting of babies is a huge infringement on human rights.
Uncircumcised by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019

uncircumcised 

1: A penis the way it's meant to be.

2: A man who has not experienced horrifying pain at birth.
"I LOVE MY UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS!!!"

"Jon is uncircumcised, so that's probably why he never got into fights at school; He just wasn't as aggressive as those circumcised kids."

uncircumcised 

Girl: "Did you see Ted's dick? It's uncircumcised!

Ted: "No , it's wearing a banana suit."

Uncircumcised 

They have cheesy dicks that stink and are dirty bastards that are fat shits that would rather let their dick make cheese and stink than get circumcised.
If you know any circumcised people stay away their dick stinks of cottage cheese and shit kill all uncircumcised people because their polluting the earth with their shit smell.

uncircumcised monkey penis 

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
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Pee Calculus

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