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What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.
Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.
by thatsright December 26, 2004
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When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
Damn you got 12 likes and his reply got 271 likes? He totally ratioed you bro
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What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.
"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"
by Octopod November 21, 2003
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When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.
I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.
by The Asshatter December 17, 2006
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when your dick shrinks after being at the pool or in the ocean for a long period of time
yo I was at the pool and I went to bone my girl only for her to call me small! DAM YOU SHRINKAGE
by The spy queen July 13, 2015
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A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.
The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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