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schindler 

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing
jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler
schindler by jables80 December 31, 2010
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schindler 

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".
John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!
schindler by GWMcL September 9, 2007

schindler 

Oscar Schindler was a german who helped save the lives of jews, from nazi camps, also is potrayed in the awsome movie Schindler's List
Schindler, saved the live's of many jews, who would have been gassed and cremated
schindler by WARDEN MURPH February 17, 2009

schindler 

To hopelessly pursue an unattainable goal.
When I try to catch a rainbow, I schindler.
schindler by Sean March 25, 2005

schindler's shitlist 

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.
Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

Schindler's Fist 

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.
i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob
Schindler's Fist by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009

Schindler's Dick 

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.
Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.
Schindler's Dick by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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