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Schwirm (verb): To schwirm is the act of masturbating with a large piece of raw liver (example: calf liver) to achieve that 'lifelike feel'. Bonus points if the 'user' warms the liver to body temperature in a microwave. Double the fun if they then prepare and eat the liver!
I walked into the kitchen and my roommate was standing beside the stove, schwirming!
Schwirm by SteelHyaena March 1, 2011
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Shaira Mae 

She's bold and brave. She's playing dumb in front of new people so she can observe what is their personality. Shaira Mae is an amazingly bad and a good girl. Also, she is a loving person but doesn't know how to express it. She's so loud, and crazy in the eyes of other people, but her mind and heart are full of information and emotion. She's good at acting, that's why her personality is changing depends who is in front of her.
Sara: Shaira Mae is so kind and beautiful!
Lore: Yes, she is!!
Rand: Geez, you guys don't know the real Shaira Mae
Shaira Mae by reqsepha June 8, 2021
Shaira is a wonderful person. She is caring. When someone is hurt she will be there for you to take care of you. Even though she is like this she's having a hard time showing her feelings for others. She is very pretty and cute as well. She sometimes do a lot of crazy things and only she knows why she did it. She's a good company that's why she has friends that will be there for her. She is sweet.
That short-haired girl must be a Shaira.
A Shaira is perfect for a Joshua.
Shaira by Ilovemygrandma January 4, 2012

Scharzing 

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.
1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."
Scharzing by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

Creamy Cody Scharmer 

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.
Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

Schaivoed 

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.
Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.
Schaivoed by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009
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