schaivo 

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR

1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.

schaivo by GreenMonter April 15, 2005

schaivo 

(v.) to vomit


This originates from the generally accepted fact that Terry Schaivo, the most popular vegetable since brussel sprouts, is believed to have gone into a coma as a result of complications from bolemia, which involves a substantial amount of puking.

This dude's had way too many shirley temples. I think he's gonna schaivo.

Or, for that matter, just about anything:

Lets go watch Hawaii Schai-vo
It's snowing like crazy, I better go schaivo the driveway.
Hold on man, after all that taco bell I gotta go take a schaivo.
Alice, I swear, one of these days, right in the schaivo!
Please add 5 dollars for schaivo and handling charges.
Alright I'm gonna head over to Shop 'n Schaivo and pick up some canned yams.
I'm going to go listen to some schavio and garfunkle songs.
Oh no man, stay away from here, her schaivo smells like the East River.
Now, Johnny, schaivo for the camera.
As your father probably told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational schaivo.
So the other night I took my pedicurist to the movies and watched schaivo forty-nine.
Did you see the Boston Red Schaivos won again last night?
What the schaivo was that!
No schaivo tonight in my coffee, no schaivo tonight in my tea, no schaivo to stand beside me, no schaivo to run with me!

schaivo by Terry Terry May 2, 2005

schaivo 

v. to place someone in a permanent vegetative state.

"You really Schaivoed her didn't you?"
"Yeah, man, she's in an iron lung. When she opens her mouth, she wheezes 'La Vie En Rose'."

schaivo by Don Bito April 29, 2008

schaivo 

Taking it easy, relaxing. Food and drink optional.

Southeastern U.S. colloquialism.

We're kicking back tonight, schiavo style.

schaivo by Alexander Hamilton May 13, 2005

Schaivo'd

becoming temporarily stricken with something resembling Parkinson's and down syndrome due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

Jonni got more schaivo'd than Dan Wednesday night and flailed about in a puddle of fecal matter, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and jagermeister.

Schaivo'd by mothafuckinbitch2 September 25, 2010

Terri Schaivo Diet

Not partaking of any food or water for a good eleven days or so. Media coverage and candlelight vigils optional.

Jenny, I don't know if anyone has ever told you, but you have a substantial amount of back fat...ever consider the Terri Schaivo Diet?

Terri Schaivo Diet by sconch April 12, 2005

Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016